Posts Tagged ‘early’

Diarrhea before noon

Friday, March 14th, 2014


Man I can wait to hate myself on the 27th when Taco Bell unleashes their fury on my early morning bowels. I think you can leave out the coffee today, that is unless you want to crack the toilet in half in 30 minutes.

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Sounds great right now

Saturday, January 4th, 2014


It’s Saturday night, and I have a thirst about me. Who’s with me? Let’s kick off Oktoberfest early.

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