Nom Nom Monster

Dinner Is Mocking You

Adam H. — Tue, 15 May 2012 21:31:07 +0000

Don’t you stick your tongue out at me. If you don’t put that back in your mouth right now, I’m going to eat it. How do you like that?

Frying The Egg Monster

Adam H. — Sat, 12 May 2012 21:46:02 +0000

I was just cooking up some eggs when all of the sudden, the Om Nom Monster showed up on my frying pan. So I ate him.

I’ll Take A Large Pizza

Adam H. — Thu, 10 May 2012 21:31:44 +0000

All I need is 6 liters of coke, 5 pounds of Parmesan cheese, a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce, and a few hours to eat. And maybe some ice cream afterwards.

Nice Melons

Adam H. — Sat, 05 May 2012 21:38:55 +0000

She sure is pretty. And tasty looking too. I think I’d like to bite her face off. Yummy!

Breakfast Burger

Adam H. — Tue, 01 May 2012 21:42:59 +0000

Only in America would somebody create a glazed donut bacon cheeseburger. God bless America!

TP OM Nom nomming

admin — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:35:26 +0000

Om Nom Nom Nom…ohhh what? You going to do what with my desert?

Drakes Funny Bones Rawr!

admin — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:25:38 +0000

As a monster that eats only the finest in junk food, I find myselft not only craving Funny Bones, but devouring them. This monster can eat 3-4 Funny Bones boxes at a time rawr! I love some chocolate/peanut butter! Get you some Drake’s Funny Bones!

Baby Eating Chocolate Cake Win

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:46:12 +0000

This little guy knows how to really dig in. First through fiftieth birthdays should be like this. No forks all hands and faces. Then go outside and someone will hose you off.

Nom Nom Dark Chocolate Almond Caramel Clusters

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:34:28 +0000

Today’s Nom of the day is dark chocolate almond caramel clusters. Try saying that when you have a mouth full of dark…I need some milk to wash these delicious chocolate nut combinations down! Nom nom nom…sticky fingers. If you are like me, and want to eat 4 pounds of these tasty treats, you can find them here.

This Cake Tastes Like Butt

Adam H. — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:57:52 +0000

Butt and cake are his two favorite foods, so as you can imagine, he’s on cloud 9 right about now. Lick that booty cake good.