How many times have you been looking forward to that nice chocolate drizzled doughnut and this happened? I can say it’s been the bane of my morning many times, and the disappointment never lessens. I’ve even optioned to just re-wrap it and eat it whole to get my deserved chocolatey goodness.
Posts Tagged ‘morning’
The saddest part of the morning
Monday, April 14th, 2014Tags: bane, chocolate, doughnuts, eat, morning, paper, sad
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Catching the morning funnies
Tuesday, April 8th, 2014
Ahh there’s nothing like waking up and reading the funnies at breakfast. Wait yes there is, it’s called sleeping in.
Tags: breakfast, eggs, funnies, morning, reading, sleeping in
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Diarrhea before noon
Friday, March 14th, 2014
Man I can wait to hate myself on the 27th when Taco Bell unleashes their fury on my early morning bowels. I think you can leave out the coffee today, that is unless you want to crack the toilet in half in 30 minutes.
Tags: bowels, breakfast, diarrhea, early, morning, noon, taco bell
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Edible Roses
Sunday, January 12th, 2014
Now a entire rose you can eat. Get your special lady a dozen of these, possibly drizzled in chocolate and thank me in the morning…9 months from now though try no to hate me.
Tags: chocolate, dozen, drizzled, edible, me, morning, roses, thank
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