2014′s first weight loss pro tip, stay up as late as possible. Part two pass out after you put it into the oven for 29 minutes…Voila!
How to burn 1000 calories in 30 minutes
January 5th, 2014Tags: 2014, 30, burnt, late, loss, minutes, out, pass, possible, pro tip, weight
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Back to the idea boards
January 5th, 2014
I don’t know who is responsible, but I doubt they liked their job. Keep in mind the past tense.
Tags: boards, idea, liked, past, responsible, tense, their job
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New Years Resolutions
January 4th, 2014
Be real with yourself. You know you’re just going to stop going to the gym by spring. Instead think of ways to work out that would feel natural to you. Think about pumping some iron with these puppies while you fill the slop hole which got you here in the first place. Breaking even is better than losing is what I say.
Tags: eating, going, gym, iron, lifting, new years, pumping, resolution, stop, working out
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Sounds great right now
January 4th, 2014
It’s Saturday night, and I have a thirst about me. Who’s with me? Let’s kick off Oktoberfest early.
Tags: early, great, night, oktoberfest, saturday, sounds, thirst
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No time to waste
January 4th, 2014
Kitty has to hurry and catch a bite to get back to more pressing matters. Such as sleeping in the window seals, on keyboards, on clean pairs of pants on the couch, and vomiting on the floor.
Tags: couch, floor, keyboard, kitty, pants, sleeping, vomit, window
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