Posts Tagged ‘burnt’

How to burn 1000 calories in 30 minutes

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

weight-loss-tip

2014′s first weight loss pro tip, stay up as late as possible. Part two pass out after you put it into the oven for 29 minutes…Voila!


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Tried your Best?

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

your-best

Thanks Mom I love burnt turkey, oh you tried your best?…I believe it was Sean Connery that said, ” Losers always whine about their best…winners go home with the prom queen.”


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Way to go

Thursday, November 28th, 2013

burnt-turkey

Wow this cook deserves a medal for this screw up…Not only did he terribly char the turkey, but look at the¬†meringue on that pie…How do you do that?


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