I’m grown! I do what I want! Don’t tell me to eat my bubble gum piece by piece. I want it all, and I want it now.
Posts Tagged ‘eat’
Screw you, and your rules
Friday, May 2nd, 2014Tags: all, bubble gum, eat, gum, piece, rules, tape
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The saddest part of the morning
Monday, April 14th, 2014
How many times have you been looking forward to that nice chocolate drizzled doughnut and this happened? I can say it’s been the bane of my morning many times, and the disappointment never lessens. I’ve even optioned to just re-wrap it and eat it whole to get my deserved chocolatey goodness.
Tags: bane, chocolate, doughnuts, eat, morning, paper, sad
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Oh you don’t say?
Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
You don’t just eat them? What else would you do with them? I guess when you half eat the tubes you can use them as gloves since you’re hands are going to get stuck in them anyways.
Tags: eat, gloves, hands, pringles, tube
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How to eat like a man.
Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
You think grizzly bears eat scary?…Obviously you haven’t been on the prey end of this beard.
Tags: eat, grizzly, manly, to, way
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Man-which….that’s all
Thursday, August 29th, 2013
This is the real manwhich…..now shut up and eat.
Tags: eat, manwhich, rye, shut up
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