Man what a accurate name for these. I’ve honestly never met a person who likes brussel sprouts, and I’m pretty good at problem solving. So if I know roughly 2000-4000 people, and none like brussel sprouts its pretty much a definite do not eat.
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I hate brussel sprouts
Monday, May 5th, 2014Tags: balls, brussel sprouts, death, hate, problem solving
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That gangsta cheese
Sunday, February 23rd, 2014All most got jacked for my cheddar in the dairy isle earlier today. Luckily we roll like three deep when we flossin’ our milk game.
Tags: cheddar, cheese, dairy, flossin, gangsta, jacked, milk
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Won’t Be Snatching This Purse
Saturday, September 1st, 2012This fancy purse doesn’t just carry your valuable belongings in style. It noms them all up, and scares off would be purse snatchers. Money well spent.
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Om Nom Purse Monster
Friday, May 18th, 2012Om Nom Monsters come in all forms, and this purse monster is ready to nom up all your money, makeup, receipts, or anything else you dare put in his mouth.
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Beware Of The Nomming Toilet
Thursday, March 15th, 2012I don’t think I would use this toilet unless it was a dyer emergency. It has sharp teeth and looks ready to clamp down on anything that sits on that seat. I can hold til I get home.
Tags: bathroom, painting, toilet, toilet paper, toilet seat
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