Women and lesser men would have just used a ordinary knife to take down this ham. Nonsense a real man will pull out the sawzall, and go to work.
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Man-ham.
Sunday, December 29th, 2013Tags: ham, knife, lesser, man, nonsense, sawzall, woman, women, work
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Cooking taken literally
Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
Way to go Chris. I give you simple instructions to prepare dinner and you did this. You even ruined one of my beers, and covered the controller in salmonella.
Tags: beer, chicken, chris, controller, cooking, dinner, literally, ruined, simple, taken
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Way to go!
Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
How drunk do you have to be to botch this? How do you mistakenly put a pizza in upside down? Many questions will remain unanswered, but the one truth is lay of the egg nogg and the “mistletow” in your pipe bro.
Tags: drunk, egg nogg, how, mistletow, pizza, questions, upside down, way to go
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That new kitchen-aid blender you wanted.
Wednesday, December 4th, 2013
Well mom I’m glad you like your new kitchen-aid, but I’ll tell you what I like…Chocolate pie…Well I guess I can want in one hand and dump in the other.
Tags: chocolate, kitchen-aid, mom, pie
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Looking back at you
Monday, November 18th, 2013
They say it’s harder to eat food with eyes…”They” were correct, I haven’t even opened the fridge in days.
Tags: eyes, Food, harder, looking back, to eat
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