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Things just got real

Friday, February 21st, 2014

fridge-locker

That’s right people this is a real thing, and the fridge locker says it will keep your food safe from thieves hands. Now if you you think this piece of plastic is going to save your wife’s cooking from me, you have a another thing coming.


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Someones mind was just blown

Friday, February 14th, 2014

chocolate-fountain-mind-blown

Someone came to this party thinking it was just going to be a ordinary shindig. Then they brought out the chocolate fountain and blew that woman’s mind. Now get out of the way skinny broads.


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Soon to be a Kitchen Nightmare

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

kitchen-nightmare

I know when Chef Gordon Ramsay is in the kitchen he does wonders. This guy on the other hand is going to have a kitchen nightmare of his own.


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My family hates me.

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

yeah-ok

It’s obvious, they either hate me or they want me to do without. I want the breakfast all in one toaster, and I want it NOW!


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New Years Resolutions

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

workout-cutlery

Be real with yourself. You know you’re just going to stop going to the gym by spring. Instead think of ways to work out that would feel natural to you. Think about pumping some iron with these puppies while you fill the slop hole which got you here in the first place. Breaking even is better than losing is what I say.


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