It’s common to joke about it here in the states about the stray animals disappearing around Chinese joints, but actually it’s not a joke over there. They harvest dog like we harvest other animals, and that’s the saddest thing I’ve said all day.
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Kung pow Fido
Wednesday, April 16th, 2014Tags: chinese, dog, fido, Food, kung pow
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I don’t remember eating corn
Tuesday, April 15th, 2014
Kind of a crappy birthday cake if you ask me. If you just handed a slice I’d be fine…until I found a piece of corn, or a peanut.
Tags: birthday, cake, corn, crap, peanut, slice
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The saddest part of the morning
Monday, April 14th, 2014
How many times have you been looking forward to that nice chocolate drizzled doughnut and this happened? I can say it’s been the bane of my morning many times, and the disappointment never lessens. I’ve even optioned to just re-wrap it and eat it whole to get my deserved chocolatey goodness.
Tags: bane, chocolate, doughnuts, eat, morning, paper, sad
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Replace your dish soap with Nutella
Monday, April 14th, 2014
This is no joke, I can personally attest that nothing cleans silverware more than Nutella. You probably are asking how, well if you have to ask obviously you’ve never tasted it.
Tags: clean, dawn, dish soap, knife, lick, nutella, saliva, taste
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My precious
Friday, April 11th, 2014
Who needs silly gold rings to rule the middle earth? Who even wants to rule middle earth? Not me, the only golden ring I’m jonesing over is this bad mofo here.
Tags: doughnut, gold, gollum, hobbit, lord of the rings, middle, middle earth, my precious, ring
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