Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Happy or angry.

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

pepper-face

Is this pepper happy to see me, or mad I’m about to chunk this. Either way I’m over it off to the dump you go Pepper Face.


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Count Chocula propaganda

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

bowl-of-glass

New reports in from Count Choculas castle. Eating a bowl of Captain Crunch is the same as eating your bathroom mirror just less nutritious.

 


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Where’s the beef?

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

wheres-the-beef

Where are those chicks from the 80′s commercials when you need them. Seems like a whole lot of toppings and sauces, and not much meat.


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Edible Roses

Sunday, January 12th, 2014

edible-rose

Now a entire rose you can eat. Get your special lady a dozen of these, possibly drizzled in chocolate and thank me in the morning…9 months from now though try no to hate me.


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Now with more iron

Saturday, January 11th, 2014

packed-with-iron

Now your pre-packaged steak has more iron. More nickle, zinc, and rust too.


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