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26 pound gummy snake

Monday, July 22nd, 2013

26pound-gummy-python

Since I was a little kid gummy bears have been my favorite….But if you have to flex that hard to hold your gummy snack you need to quit trying so hard…This snake alone has 306 servings, and 36,720 calories. Enough for all your sugar junkie friends.


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There are no bearded men with hats in here.

Saturday, July 20th, 2013

dog-in-fridge

I love my dog, but our friendship would be severely tested if she ate one of my steaks…I’ve beat people for less.


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Organic Hay, Man

Friday, July 19th, 2013

cow-weed

I’m not saying I know whats about to happen, but that cow needs to slow down….A dab will do you.


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Bulldogs: Masters of Self Control

Thursday, July 18th, 2013

nom-bulldog

I think puppies are insanely cute, but there is something that still sucks about them….it’s those hypodermic needle teeth they have for the first few months…my hat is off to you pops…not even a shrug.


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Chipmunks: Hoarder of the Animal Kingdom

Sunday, July 14th, 2013

chipmunk-eats-corn

I think this is my old roommates spirit animal… When he did it I would tell him,” slow down man…it’s dead, it’s not running away”…as he turn 3 double cheeses into a empty plate within a minute.


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