Posts Tagged ‘safe’

Mardi Gras on the mind

Sunday, March 9th, 2014


Iced brains all over tonight have liquor on them, I have it on my flesh one as well as in my cup. Well tonight I’m off to celebrate Mardi Gras, be safe guys.

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Things just got real

Friday, February 21st, 2014


That’s right people this is a real thing, and the fridge locker says it will keep your food safe from thieves hands. Now if you you think this piece of plastic is going to save your wife’s cooking from me, you have a another thing coming.

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There are no bearded men with hats in here.

Saturday, July 20th, 2013


I love my dog, but our friendship would be severely tested if she ate one of my steaks…I’ve beat people for less.

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