Some people prefer they’re food have a smile or happy look to it. I am not one of those, I’d much rather the smile be on my menacing face as it closes in on my gaping maw.
Posts Tagged ‘Food’
Happy cheese, happy eater
Monday, April 21st, 2014Tags: cheese, Food, happy, maw, smile, swiss
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Kung pow Fido
Wednesday, April 16th, 2014
It’s common to joke about it here in the states about the stray animals disappearing around Chinese joints, but actually it’s not a joke over there. They harvest dog like we harvest other animals, and that’s the saddest thing I’ve said all day.
Tags: chinese, dog, fido, Food, kung pow
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Worse than prison food
Tuesday, April 8th, 2014
I don’t know how people get down with these meals. I mean yea it’s only a $1, but Charles Manson is eating fine dining in comparison…and Uncle Charlie eats his own hair spiders.
Tags: charles manson, cheap, Food, hair, prison, spider, tv dinners
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You got it
Saturday, March 22nd, 2014
I have pretty good control over my vices, but this might be the time I’d cave. The moment food tells me to eat it I think I will have no other choice but to oblige it.
Tags: cave, control, Food, got, it, oblige, vice, you
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The calm before the storm
Sunday, March 9th, 2014
Its a happy birthday for these boxers, but the calm is what scares me. If there’s something I’ve learned from owning boxers for this long. When they seem calm in a group, and food is around it’s about to get quite messy.
Tags: birthday, boxers, calm, Food, messy
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