Posts Tagged ‘Food’

Happy cheese, happy eater

Monday, April 21st, 2014


 Some people prefer they’re food have a smile or happy look to it. I am not one of those, I’d much rather the smile be on my menacing face as it closes in on my gaping maw.

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Kung pow Fido

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014


It’s common to joke about it here in the states about the stray animals disappearing around Chinese joints, but actually it’s not a joke over there. They harvest dog like we harvest other animals, and that’s the saddest thing I’ve said all day.

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Worse than prison food

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014


I don’t know how people get down with these meals. I mean yea it’s only a $1, but Charles Manson is eating fine dining in comparison…and Uncle Charlie eats his own hair spiders.

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You got it

Saturday, March 22nd, 2014


I have pretty good control over my vices, but this might be the time I’d cave. The moment food tells me to eat it I think I will have no other choice but to oblige it.

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The calm before the storm

Sunday, March 9th, 2014


Its a happy birthday for these boxers, but the calm is what scares me. If there’s something I’ve learned from owning boxers for this long. When they seem calm in a group, and food is around it’s about to get quite messy.

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