For the last few years I’ve tried to spread my theory of how a certain thing sounds compared to its validity. My theory is, If it sounds good when you say it and when it’s written then its good enough to be true. Now of course if you’re one of the people plagued by looking at the facts then yeah it’s totally wrong, but you’re too tense have a beer and relax.
I’m not sure if the dutch get the whole advertisement thing. One thing I am sure of is I will not dine on any of the fine dutch chocolates on that street just from fear of the possibilities…The internet has taught me that.
Ok a chocolate bar containing trace amounts of nuts, I understand. Human flesh on the other hand, that’s the deal breaker…Who even eats these since Dahmer is gone? Hannibal Lector?
How many times have you gotten a bar of ice cream from the ice cream man? Now out of those times how many times have you had a perfect ice cream bar? None right? How cheap are these three eyed Batman bars?
Yo dog I heard you like candy bars…So we put candy bars on your candy bars so you can have a candy bar when you have a candy bar.