Slice and share?

November 26th, 2013

huge-snickers

Slice? Share? I think not…I have two hands, one mansized appetite…best to dig through your halloween candy for a snickers if you’re wanting one.


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Way to go Mom.

November 26th, 2013

nice-job-mom

Well you tried to give your kid the little mermaid cake she wanted…too bad it looks like one of the killer clowns from outer space.


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What Coolio was talkin about

November 26th, 2013

hood-baff

I don’t know what you had in mind back in the 90′s, but this is pretty much what Coolio was talking about, and there’s a few forties off camera as well.


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They’ve finally done it

November 26th, 2013

alcohol-free

The Russians have finally done it…They’ve made vodka alcohol free…of any impurities…No more drinking a 5th to get wasted for Nikolai.


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I think she’s trying to tell you something

November 25th, 2013

packed-you-lunch

Maybe you should have not complained so much about your packed lunch…Maybe it’s about time you make your own pb&j.


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