Perfecting perfection

December 5th, 2013

best-sandwich

Ask any TMNT aged kid. How do you make a sub, or any sandwich in that case better? The only acceptable answer is cheese and chips, hands down.


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Good Ole ‘Murica

December 5th, 2013

fried-sugar-cubes

Oh ‘Murica, What can you not deep fry…Other than this the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen is fried sticks of butter, but I know people who would invest in these and that is what scares me most about this.


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Lesson 475: Be careful what you promise a child.

December 4th, 2013

chocolate-bar

You may be at the house bartering with your child, and you come to an agreement…Remember you are not bartering with a sensible person parents. You are bartering with a loophole finding super lawyer genius disguised as a kid.


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Beef Chicken Steak

December 4th, 2013

beef-chicken-steak

The next culinary breakthrough, beef chicken steak…Don’t worry though buyer, it’s nothing like the world feared fish poultry fillets.


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That new kitchen-aid blender you wanted.

December 4th, 2013

blender-malfunction

Well mom I’m glad you like your new kitchen-aid, but I’ll tell you what I like…Chocolate pie…Well I guess I can want in one hand and dump in the other.


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