It’s obvious, they either hate me or they want me to do without. I want the breakfast all in one toaster, and I want it NOW!
My family hates me.
January 8th, 2014Tags: all, breakfast, family, hates, in, me, one, toaster
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Poltergeist tree
January 8th, 2014
Turns out that tree is back from the depths of hell and into a graveyard near you. See if your kids want to go visit grandma so bad now.
Tags: grandma, graveyard, hell, near, poltergeist, tree, you
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Fat bowl and a cold one.
January 6th, 2014
Ahh nothing is better than winding down with a fat bowl and a cold on. Well at least that’s what all those rappers told me over the years, well other than having a head.
Tags: better, bowl, cold, fat, head, is, nothing, one, rappers, year
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Sweet mother of Nutella!
January 6th, 2014
I don’t know where this guy is going. I don’t know what he’s using it for. All I know is I’m down for whatever it is.
Tags: guy, mother, nutella, of, sweet, when, where ever
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Always there for you
January 5th, 2014
Appreciate your dad people. He’s there from the begin when you can’t even hold your bottle. Also he’s there when your frat housemates super glue your hands to your legs, and you still can’t hold your bottle.
Tags: appreciate, bottle, cant, dad, frat, hands, hold, your
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