So in modern days the dark lords tower would cause too much attention. What a smart way to get a good look for the ring, or my digestive track.
Eyes of Sauron
January 16th, 2014Tags: dark, digestive track, hot dog, lord, lord of the rings, pig in a blanket, pizza hut, ring, sauron, tower
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Hangin’ with Hussein: Hussein’s new hot sauce
January 14th, 2014
Ol’ Saddam has had a few years in hell to decide what’s ” hot”. Hangin’ with Hussein hot sauce better be pure ghost chili extract, or I’ll be disappointed. Then again, who isn’t disappointed in Hussein? He gassed the Kurds, and after this hot sauce, I will be gassing the family. Buy this Hot Sauce Here!
Tags: chili, extract, ghost, hell, hot, hot sauce, hussein, saddam, sauce
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Happy or angry.
January 14th, 2014
Is this pepper happy to see me, or mad I’m about to chunk this. Either way I’m over it off to the dump you go Pepper Face.
Tags: bin, chunk, dump, face, happy, mad, pepper
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Count Chocula propaganda
January 14th, 2014
New reports in from Count Choculas castle. Eating a bowl of Captain Crunch is the same as eating your bathroom mirror just less nutritious.
Tags: bathroom, bowl, captain, castle, cereal, chocula, count, crunch, mirror
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Where’s the beef?
January 14th, 2014
Where are those chicks from the 80′s commercials when you need them. Seems like a whole lot of toppings and sauces, and not much meat.
Tags: 80's, beef, chicks, commercial, meat, sauces, the, toppings, wheres
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