Whoever took this snapchat thinks a lot like me. Before we sabotage these trucks into a jackknife let me grab a cup and a few cubes of ice.
Praying for an accident
May 5th, 2014Tags: accident, bacardi, coke, mixed drink, pepsi, rum, snapchat, wreck
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I hate brussel sprouts
May 5th, 2014
Man what a accurate name for these. I’ve honestly never met a person who likes brussel sprouts, and I’m pretty good at problem solving. So if I know roughly 2000-4000 people, and none like brussel sprouts its pretty much a definite do not eat.
Tags: balls, brussel sprouts, death, hate, problem solving
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The sweetest cake…literally
May 2nd, 2014
What a diabetic nightmare. The only way to eat it is with a nice dose of insulin to chase it. Next they should cover it in Nutella to really spike that sugar level in to coma causing levels.
Tags: cake, candy, diabetic, insulin, nightmare, nutella, sugar
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Screw you, and your rules
May 2nd, 2014
I’m grown! I do what I want! Don’t tell me to eat my bubble gum piece by piece. I want it all, and I want it now.
Tags: all, bubble gum, eat, gum, piece, rules, tape
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