Ghetto Cuisine: Mac and Cheese Quesadilla

February 5th, 2014

ghetto-delacacies

These are the local ghettos finest mac and cheese quesadillas. You may not have enough to afford a 5 star dinner, but if you’re like me you’ll make due. In this case it’s just a few tortillas, and some shells and cheese. All these bad boys need are some cut up hot dogs, and then you have a masterpiece.


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All In One Bloody Mary 2.0

February 5th, 2014

all-in-one

We had the original All In One Drink that had peppers, cheese, pickles, celery and of course a piece of pizza. This new 2.0 version of the Bloody Mary is a more classy update. Throw out the pizza and add a lobster tail, now that’s classy. Add some sandwiches and bacon, and now you have a All In One Bloody Mary 2.0. Also note the massive mug to hold all this goodness in.


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Hello Clairice.

February 5th, 2014

pig-faces

Easy Hannibal. Don’t get me wrong I love my pork, but I could not get down with this.


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The waiting game

February 4th, 2014

the-waiting-game

I watch my dog do this nightly…Some day pooches, you will have that glorious ham.

 


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The worst snowman

February 4th, 2014

failman-cake

So many questions. Why is it so hard for you to make a round cake? What is in its mouth? Did you use a paint scraper to ice this cake.


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