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Lesson 475: Be careful what you promise a child.

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

chocolate-bar

You may be at the house bartering with your child, and you come to an agreement…Remember you are not bartering with a sensible person parents. You are bartering with a loophole finding super lawyer genius disguised as a kid.


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Beef Chicken Steak

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

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The next culinary breakthrough, beef chicken steak…Don’t worry though buyer, it’s nothing like the world feared fish poultry fillets.


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Ahh, the single life.

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

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Soak it up while you can fellow bro…Soon the dream will come to a end, and the pizza and beer hoards will be replaced by maritals, and baby supplies.


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Beastly pie

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

pie-monster

If I had to pick my favorite pie, apple pie is definitely it…You might have made your pie have a face, but it’s not going to stop me.


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Dont pee on us and tell us it’s raining.

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

biscuits

10,000 pounds worth of biscuits?!? Be it cookies or breakfast I’m down to help you get rid of these non paid for by you biscuits.


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