This may be how mountain men cook, but bacon is breakfast for any man. Hell its almost all we need for a meal other than beer, or whiskey.
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Breakfast like a mountain man
Saturday, January 18th, 2014Tags: bacon, beer, breakfast, fire, hell, man, meal, men, mountain, whiskey
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Treats like you mean it
Friday, January 17th, 2014
Thin mints, and Yorks patties? Get those kids treats out of here, I’m a man damnit. This is the treat I’m looking for, and look at that price.
Tags: damnit, kids, man, price, thin mints, treats, yorks patties
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You get what you pay for.
Friday, January 17th, 2014
Well it’s been a few years or decades since I’ve wasted money on the local ice cream man. I guess quality is still the same, but what do you expect when you give a suspected rapist a buck 25 for desert.
Tags: ice cream, local, man, quality, rapist, scooby doo, suspected, you get what you pay for
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Eyes of Sauron
Thursday, January 16th, 2014
So in modern days the dark lords tower would cause too much attention. What a smart way to get a good look for the ring, or my digestive track.
Tags: dark, digestive track, hot dog, lord, lord of the rings, pig in a blanket, pizza hut, ring, sauron, tower
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Hangin’ with Hussein: Hussein’s new hot sauce
Tuesday, January 14th, 2014
Ol’ Saddam has had a few years in hell to decide what’s ” hot”. Hangin’ with Hussein hot sauce better be pure ghost chili extract, or I’ll be disappointed. Then again, who isn’t disappointed in Hussein? He gassed the Kurds, and after this hot sauce, I will be gassing the family. Buy this Hot Sauce Here!
Tags: chili, extract, ghost, hell, hot, hot sauce, hussein, saddam, sauce
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