Alright birthday boy you have one down, and these need to be gone by midnight. Pace yourself though, that 25 is a bottle of everclear.
Posts Tagged ‘one’
Birthday Challenge
Tuesday, December 10th, 2013Tags: birthday, down, everclear, midnight, one, pace, yourself
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The ultimate all in one
Sunday, November 17th, 2013
What time is it?…How many meals did you skip this week?…Have you never been known to give a damn?…This may be the drink for you.
Tags: all, drink, in, one
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You had one job
Sunday, November 3rd, 2013
And you had to blow it…I hope that was your cake man.
Tags: blew, cake, had, it, job, one, you
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Ok babe…I’ll just have one
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013
I think this is the lie of every man alive…”Yeah babe sure I’ll be chill at the party…trust me.”
Tags: beer, just, keg, one
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Ok just one glass
Wednesday, September 25th, 2013
Way to fight the system man…When the man tells you one drink only, you simply laugh in his face…Enjoy your goblet of wine Sir, and when you’re finished use it as a fish bowl.
Tags: glass, one, wine
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