Posts Tagged ‘bread’

Your baguette game is questionable

Friday, March 14th, 2014


If I didn’t see the Euro symbol there you could have fooled me where it’s from. My gay friend Evan came back from San Francisco with three of these in his mouth.

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Bread and milk.

Wednesday, January 29th, 2014


I still don’t understand why but every time they hint at winter weather people lose their minds. WTF are they going to do with all that bread, and milk.

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How do I even?

Thursday, January 9th, 2014


I’m not intimidated by much out there, but this sandwich is definitely doing that. How do you even properly bite down on this? Does it require a stool softener?

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Saturday, December 28th, 2013


I’ve been calling babies bread snatchers for years, and nobody understands what I’m talking about. This right here is all babies are good for, and noise pollution.

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Laying down in his breadroom.

Friday, December 27th, 2013


How ungrateful. These people can even afford to buy a meal yet they make beds out of bread. Then again I bet that’s the softest bed ever.

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