Praying for an accident

May 5th, 2014

please-wreck

 Whoever took this snapchat thinks a lot like me. Before we sabotage these trucks into a jackknife let me grab a cup and a few cubes of ice.


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I hate brussel sprouts

May 5th, 2014

balls-of-death

 Man what a accurate name for these. I’ve honestly never met a person who likes brussel sprouts, and I’m pretty good at problem solving. So if I know roughly 2000-4000 people, and none like brussel sprouts its pretty much a definite do not eat.


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The sweetest cake…literally

May 2nd, 2014

super-cake

 What a diabetic nightmare. The only way to eat it is with a nice dose of insulin to chase it. Next they should cover it in Nutella to really spike that sugar level in to coma causing levels.


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Screw you, and your rules

May 2nd, 2014

you-and-your-rules

 I’m grown! I do what I want! Don’t tell me to eat my bubble gum piece by piece. I want it all, and I want it now.


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Nope Nope

May 1st, 2014

are-you-sure

 If it’s chocolate candy it’s pretty much a given the world will love it. This chocolate though. The name, country it’s from, and creepy logo is just not cutting it.


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